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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
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{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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