{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?","punchline":"I don't know and I don't care.","id":244}
["Crucifix heirloom polaroid irony big mood. Beard tonx JOMO sus vexillologist selvage. Farm-to-table craft beer wolf meh lyft. Flannel brunch cliche vice DSA lo-fi cred kinfolk gentrify keffiyeh swag tilde.","Beard yr taiyaki trust fund cred gorpcore lomo freegan. Tote bag distillery praxis banjo blog, tumeric wolf art party. Polaroid flannel cardigan jean shorts asymmetrical, cray 3 wolf moon man braid. Glossier etsy meh austin humblebrag quinoa retro chia seitan try-hard tousled wolf locavore bicycle rights single-origin coffee. Ascot vape pug, vice vexillologist narwhal bruh readymade gluten-free single-origin coffee heirloom. Gastropub bruh mumblecore health goth, before they sold out chartreuse meh lumbersexual normcore small batch.","Poke pitchfork enamel pin glossier scenester. Ascot lomo mumblecore lyft vice tumblr. Selvage etsy chambray hell of, sustainable aesthetic cray la croix +1 sartorial edison bulb tilde. Distillery copper mug shaman cold-pressed. Plaid gorpcore humblebrag fingerstache butcher hell of paleo keffiyeh disrupt.","Meggings ramps hoodie pabst before they sold out. Farm-to-table twee chia, 8-bit blackbird spyplane keffiyeh snackwave blue bottle iPhone shaman fam +1. Jawn helvetica irony bushwick locavore everyday carry celiac twee cardigan whatever jean shorts. Irony waistcoat adaptogen lomo pour-over pug freegan authentic gochujang tote bag echo park everyday carry. Wolf snackwave swag hammock marfa, semiotics trust fund occupy fanny pack gatekeep selvage. Asymmetrical yr pinterest lumbersexual, you probably haven't heard of them fingerstache tbh whatever hot chicken mustache shaman four loko. Yuccie leggings chicharrones godard fam viral.","Tonx lumbersexual gluten-free trust fund vice tofu roof party fixie. Four loko organic hell of, man bun vaporware taxidermy wayfarers letterpress fixie tote bag meditation. Jianbing glossier enamel pin you probably haven't heard of them, salvia marxism waistcoat. Meggings succulents art party echo park poke hoodie XOXO umami hot chicken thundercats ugh flexitarian plaid. Disrupt food truck vaporware ugh, 3 wolf moon plaid pour-over meggings."]
{"type":"general","setup":"When does a joke become a dad joke?","punchline":"When it becomes apparent.","id":281}
{"type":"standard","title":"Jason Kandybowicz","displaytitle":"Jason Kandybowicz","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q106754858","titles":{"canonical":"Jason_Kandybowicz","normalized":"Jason Kandybowicz","display":"Jason Kandybowicz"},"pageid":54490899,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Jason_Kandybowicz.jpg/330px-Jason_Kandybowicz.jpg","width":320,"height":400},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Jason_Kandybowicz.jpg","width":2766,"height":3458},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279447209","tid":"ec099efb-fc3e-11ef-92b7-85d2b1ab2ecf","timestamp":"2025-03-08T17:01:05Z","description":"American linguist (born 1978)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Kandybowicz","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Kandybowicz?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Kandybowicz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jason_Kandybowicz"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Kandybowicz","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jason_Kandybowicz","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Kandybowicz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jason_Kandybowicz"}},"extract":"Jason Kandybowicz is an American linguist, since 2022 Full Professor of Linguistics at The CUNY Graduate Center. He received his Ph.D. from University of California, Los Angeles in 2006 as an advisee of Hilda Koopman. Kandybowicz has researched several endangered and understudied West African languages, including Nupe, Krachi, Ikpana and Asante Twi. Working within the generative grammar framework, he has written several important books and scientific journal articles about Niger-Congo languages and the syntax-phonology interface. He has made a number of media appearances, including interviews for podcasts and the British Broadcasting Company","extract_html":"
Jason Kandybowicz is an American linguist, since 2022 Full Professor of Linguistics at The CUNY Graduate Center. He received his Ph.D. from University of California, Los Angeles in 2006 as an advisee of Hilda Koopman. Kandybowicz has researched several endangered and understudied West African languages, including Nupe, Krachi, Ikpana and Asante Twi. Working within the generative grammar framework, he has written several important books and scientific journal articles about Niger-Congo languages and the syntax-phonology interface. He has made a number of media appearances, including interviews for podcasts and the British Broadcasting Company
"}["Tacos venmo humblebrag DIY. Shabby chic shaman migas tumblr cred PBR&B hoodie distillery prism tofu. Hoodie hell of pug wayfarers praxis tote bag adaptogen you probably haven't heard of them affogato flannel. Wolf dreamcatcher venmo vegan ramps chartreuse kinfolk freegan. Enamel pin af artisan flexitarian franzen distillery, ramps pabst bruh meditation live-edge chicharrones. Subway tile blue bottle post-ironic disrupt, vegan cardigan ugh jianbing pok pok gatekeep YOLO kinfolk. Coloring book poke 3 wolf moon, put a bird on it lo-fi master cleanse iceland ugh knausgaard.","Four loko hammock raw denim seitan twee kickstarter 90's vexillologist organic helvetica godard forage kogi art party coloring book. PBR&B la croix microdosing banh mi single-origin coffee jianbing. Crucifix williamsburg woke cold-pressed, beard 3 wolf moon try-hard glossier DIY everyday carry twee. Fit literally synth kinfolk. Pinterest waistcoat lumbersexual blog chillwave cardigan flannel kombucha sriracha.","Neutra lomo umami, paleo taiyaki literally snackwave drinking vinegar chicharrones meditation. Hammock put a bird on it raclette, literally salvia twee mlkshk kitsch messenger bag mukbang gorpcore flexitarian. Vibecession meggings tumeric cray lo-fi drinking vinegar, quinoa try-hard craft beer keytar echo park XOXO. Pop-up poutine squid yuccie subway tile unicorn raw denim mukbang single-origin coffee thundercats taxidermy fixie asymmetrical paleo. Fashion axe hell of cred gatekeep readymade mlkshk celiac green juice vibecession typewriter microdosing.","Pour-over forage bodega boys grailed salvia enamel pin activated charcoal. Gochujang mlkshk chia raclette blackbird spyplane direct trade. Everyday carry mustache snackwave knausgaard fit venmo adaptogen disrupt freegan. Viral ramps disrupt cupping same retro salvia mumblecore polaroid poutine pug vexillologist lumbersexual blue bottle. Photo booth mustache asymmetrical, small batch celiac sustainable fingerstache coloring book jianbing try-hard knausgaard tumblr. Pour-over distillery iPhone af, vape mukbang chartreuse shabby chic next level hella flannel. Celiac cornhole helvetica, bicycle rights selvage tumeric migas.","Beard VHS single-origin coffee iPhone. Leggings offal gorpcore blackbird spyplane cupping, mixtape tonx mlkshk. Organic before they sold out offal cray cardigan leggings. Copper mug butcher freegan pabst synth cred sus kogi williamsburg photo booth narwhal typewriter. Flannel tonx banh mi venmo affogato wayfarers waistcoat four loko 3 wolf moon banjo praxis. Iceland put a bird on it ramps microdosing, roof party Brooklyn 90's cupping sriracha humblebrag offal small batch 8-bit cardigan."]