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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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The 1945–46 Oberliga was the inaugural season of the Oberliga, the first tier of the football league system in Allied-occupied Germany. The league operated in seven regional divisions, Berlin, South and Southwest. For the second consecutive season no German championship was held. The competition would resume in 1948 with 1. FC Nürnberg taking out the first post-war championship.
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